funny things

A conversation between me, Duncan and Mark.
Duncan: Rozzy needs a diaper change.
Me: Okay, let me finish wiping off the stove first.
Duncan: Can't Daddy do it?
Me: I don't know. Can he? (looking towards Mark)
Duncan walks over to Mark.
Duncan: Daddy can you change Rozzy?
Mark doesn't say anything.
Duncan: Come on, Daddy! She's your daughter!!

The other morning I was sleeping with my feet hanging out of the bed a little. I wake up to something licking my toes. There could only be one person in the house who would do that, Rozzy. She licked my toes, then covered my feet back up with the blanket and walked out of my room. I will never understand her, but she sure makes me laugh.