The other day I got free tampon samples in the mail from kotex. I know, terribly exciting! I don't wear tampons because I don't want to be implanted with some alien baby without my knowledge. I get enough of those already. Anyway, I thought I would open them up to see what they looked like. I have never seen the inner workings of a tampon before. As I was opening Gwendolyn comes hobbling over to me with excitement, "String cheese! String cheese!!" I can understand her confusion, having never seen a tampon before. I get confused all the time.
Soon after that Duncan thought it would be fun to launch the tampons into a cup of water. You see, I am a good mother, you know, having my kids do science experiments. First, he tried the "regular" tampon. I suppose that one was pretty absorbent, for regular. Then he tried the "Super" tampon. That one was especially super! I couldn't believe how much water that one absorbed! Conclusion: Regular is regular, but super is SUPER absorbent!!
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