Rule #1: No One is Allowed to Have or GIVE a Kate Gosselin Haircut!!!

It was a lovely afternoon.  I was making some fococcia in the kitchen.  The girls were off playing somewhere. Gwenie came down with makeup all over her face.  I just thought, "Oh man, another mess to clean up."  Then Gwenie came to me and said, "I cut Rozzy's hair, Mommy!"  Me: "What?"  Then I saw Rozzy, walking to me, crying, with chunks of hair falling from her head.  "Gwenie!!!!!  Go to your room!!"  This is the horror that I came across in the moments following(while bawling my eyes out):

Poor, poor Rozzy.  *sniff sniff*

Whatever!  Don't give me that smile!!

Long Beautiful Hair

The girls' hair was getting a bit long.  Not too long to do anything with, but the opposite problem.  I was having to do something with their hair all the time so that it wouldn't look messy.  I gave them a bath one night and decided to do the big chop!!!  But first, let us enjoy what they once had.

I promise the haircut idea didn't make this face.

Rozzy's hair before the big CHOP!

Rozzy, it will all be okay, I promise!!

Are you ready, Gwenie?

You look ready to me!

(Not pictured: Duncan.  Because he was lame and changed out of his church clothes too soon and said that pictures were boring)

I love cutting hair!!  Now I have live-in female clients!!

Who Loves Mayo? Rozzy Loves Mayo!!

We were all finished with our sandwiches, but Rozzy wasn't.  The rest of us went into the family room to chill.  Suddenly we hear Rozzy being a little too happy.  We looked over to find this:

Needless to say, I didn't want to finish my water and I didn't want to use anymore of that mayo.  Thanks Rozz.  It's a good thing she's so darn cute!!

It's Christmastime All Over the World

We got lots and lots of snow.  The kids wanted to build a snowman and have a snowball fight, so Mark went out with them and took care of all that.

Her drug of choice is Crystal Meth.

Christmas lights at the Smith house.

The masterpiece.

Snowball fight!  Take that Snowman!!

I have no idea what this picture is about or why I posted it.  Hmmm.

Our Christmas tree would never get hit by a car, it is so reflective!!

Santa came!!  Boo yah!!!

Ah yes, Christmas in a packed house.

Last night's sleep did wonders for Gwenie's looks!!

Princess!!

Gwenie filled her diaper to the brim, hence the pantsless legs.  Let the Christmas morning chaos begin!!

Mark, I just want to thank you for this lovely picture of me on Christmas morning.  Somehow I managed to look angry and 300lbs. all at once!!  Go me!!   This picture is clickable, so click away!!

Sleeping Beauty.

This is one of the few moments that Duncan expressed happiness during present opening.

She don't need no stinkin' presents.  She got candy yo!

Story about this:  Christmas Eve I still had to get a few things.  I went to TJ Maxx to see what they had.  Gwenie kept saying she had to look for something.  Then she apparently found it.  "Mommy!  I found my princess blocks!!"  Me:  "No, Gwenie that's not...wha?"  I look at the price tag "Heck yeah it is!" And I tossed it into the cart.

The party joined us for Christmas Eve and Christmas.  We had ham and good junk the first night, then deli trays(by me) the next night.  It was a jolly time and we spoke in Russian and British accents most of the time.  We are DeShazers, it's just what we do.

Yay!!  I am all caught up.  Look back to see if there are any you've missed.  I posted quite a few today.